February 2012
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
me: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: I want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
feedmysoulwithmusic:
brittapperry:
“Alright, if Troy wants to be a singer, then I’m coming clean.”
“I play the cello!’
“Awesome!”
“…What is it?”
“A SAW?!”
“No dude, it’s like a giant violin!”
Coming out of the cello closet to your stoner friends.
#realshit.
what if kanye west was less ambitious
fireking:
silver digger
just one light
you can tell me something
strong
lost in the park
jesus sits
touch the ceiling
dirt from sierra leone
pretty good life
the lights flashed
power outage
walk away
n——s in paris, texas
ghostess:
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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abbehjayislove:
press play and watch the gif
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whatwasoncesilver:
do you guys ever start watching a show because of tumblr and then it’s like the most satisfying thing ever to go “oh, so that’s where that gif comes from”
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